前天, 被小弟我女儿的话噎了半天

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前天, 被小弟我女儿的话噎了半天

前天, 被我女儿的话噎了半天
女儿2岁半(就是旁边洗衣机里那位),洗完澡给她捏乜鼻梁,对她说: 爸爸给你捏鼻子,就能捏出好看的双眼皮来啦.

她回我一句: 你当我是傻孩子啊.

我:......

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12 years ago

yyyyy

yyyyy 12 years ago

在洗衣机里给儿童洗澡应该是犯虐待儿童罪吧。(^_^)

answered 12 years ago

詹姆斯·邦德

詹姆斯·邦德 answered 12 years ago

我以为她说“妈妈！爸爸泡妞啦”

answered 12 years ago

SUNWEI

SUNWEI answered 12 years ago

good luck

answered 12 years ago

XXX阿鬼

XXX阿鬼 answered 12 years ago

可爱呵呵聪明...

answered 12 years ago

wnspook

wnspook answered 12 years ago

捏鼻子和双眼皮，的确关系有点远，你说捏鼻子能让鼻子高挺好看就比较有掩护性了。

answered 12 years ago

左眼的夏娜

左眼的夏娜 answered 12 years ago

媳妇是别人家的好，孩子是自己家的强

answered 12 years ago

AKIKO

AKIKO answered 12 years ago

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vodevil

vodevil answered 12 years ago

有趣，都来晒吧

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23次狂热

23次狂热 answered 12 years ago

<fieldset> <legend> 探讨 </legend>

引用:

老蔡脱口而出：我是你亲生的，以后肯定会有双眼皮。

</fieldset>

answered 12 years ago

dA+牛顿

dA+牛顿 answered 12 years ago

<fieldset> <legend> 探讨 </legend>

老蔡脱口而出：我是你亲生的，以后肯定会有双眼皮。
</fieldset>

answered 12 years ago

幻想的游人

幻想的游人 answered 12 years ago

可爱，有才！

answered 12 years ago

幻♂想♂乡

幻♂想♂乡 answered 12 years ago

在洗衣机里给儿童洗澡应该是犯虐待儿童罪吧。(^_^)

answered 12 years ago

冷攻D爸♂爸

冷攻D爸♂爸 answered 12 years ago

现在的孩子经常会冒出几句让大人们“无语”的话。

answered 12 years ago

忧郁D兔子

忧郁D兔子 answered 12 years ago